Published On: Mon, Dec 19th, 2011

How was the Honeymoon ?? Husband Wife Jokes

The Good Wife’s Guidance After Marriage

Daniel and Jessica, young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, Jessica immediately ‘phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, ‘How was the honeymoon, dearest?’

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‘Oh, Ma,’ she replied, ‘the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic…’

Then Jessica burst out crying. ‘But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Daniel started using the most ghastly language… saying things I’ve never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please Ma.’Father of the Bride Speech

‘Calm down, Jessica!,’ said her mother, ‘Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?’

Still sobbing, Jessica whispered, ‘Oh, Ma…words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.’

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 Good Husband

The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.
‘You did a great job,’ he said and handed the man his money.
‘Also, in order to thank-you, here’s an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie.’

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. Thinking the painter had forgotten something the man asked, ‘What’s the matter, did you forget something?’

‘Nope.’ replied the painter. ‘I’m just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked.’

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Santa going for Divorce 

Once Santa and Banta were Sitting near the pool and catching fishes and Drinking Vodka .

Santa was looking in very bad mood and pale . Banta asked him ” Kya Bat hai muh kyon Fula rakha hai ”

Santa: Yar mein soch raha hoin mein apni biwi ko talak de doin .

Banta : Kyon Kya hua  , Santa : ” Usne muzse 18 mahine mein koi bat nahin ki , Bolti hi nahin hai kuch :(

Banta: Yar tu ek bar aur Sochle … Aise biwi chirag leke dhoondne pe bhi nahin milegi :D

 

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