Published On: Sun, Dec 18th, 2011

Make Love for the first Time : Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Valentine’s Day Friday night and have
dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had saix before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some kondoms. He tells the pharmacist
it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour
He tells the boy everything there is to know about kondoms and saix.
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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many kondoms he’d like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first
time and all.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!”
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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head.
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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down.
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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the
boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”
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The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist.

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