Published On: Mon, Jan 16th, 2012

Nasreddin Hodja Jokes & Stories: Its time to Get Married

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Marriage of Daughters: Hodja Expecting 50yr Girl

A rich farmer had been trying desperately to marry off his daughters. One day he met Mulla Nasreddin hodja. “I have several daughters,” the farmer told the Mulla. “I would like to see them comfortably fixed. And I will say this, they won’t go to their husbands without a little bit in the bank, either. The youngest one is twenty-three and she will take Rupees 25,000 with her. The next one is thirty-two, and she will take Rupees 50,000 with her. Another is forty-three and she will take Rupees 75,000 with her.” “That’s interesting,” said Nasreddin hodja. “I was just wondering if you have one about fifty years old.”

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Mullah Nasruddin fell in Love with an Atheist.

Mulla Nasreddin hodja’s family was upset because the girl he was planning to marry was an atheist. “We’ll not have you marrying an atheist,” his mother said. “What can I do? I love her,” the young Nasreddin hodja said. “Well,” said his mother, “if she loves you, she will do anything you ask. You should talk religion to her. If you are persistent, you can win her over.” Several weeks went by, then one morning at breakfast the young Mulla seemed absolutely brokenhearted. “What’s the matter?” his mother asked. “I thought you were making such good progress in your talks about religion to your young girlfriend.” “THAT’S THE TROUBLE,” said Nasreddin hodja. I OVER DID IT. LAST NIGHT SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS SO CONVINCED THAT SHE IS GOING TO STUDY TO BE A NUN.”


Mullah Nasruddin Marriage Proposal.

The young lady’s hopes had been high for two years while Mulla Nasreddin hodja remained silent on the question of marriage. Then one evening he said to her, “I had a most unusual dream last night. I dreamed that I asked to marry you. I wonder what that means.” “THAT MEANS,” said his girlfriend, “THAT YOU HAVE MORE SENSE ASLEEP THAN YOU HAVE AWAKE.”


Nasreddin had a Choice.

Mulla Nasreddin hodja had been calling on his girlfriend for over a year. One evening the girl’s father stopped him as he was leaving and asked, “Look here, young man, you have been seeing my daughter for a year now, and I would like to know whether your intentions are honorable or dishonorable?” Nasreddin hodja’s face lit up. “DO YOU MEAN TO SAY, SIR,” he said, “THAT I HAVE A CHOICE?”


Who went in whose room?

Mulla Nasreddin hodja’s mother, worrying about her son’s safety, said to him: “Didn’t I say you should not let that girl come over to your room last night? You know how things like that worry me.” “But I didn’t invite her to my room,” said Nasreddin hodja. “I went over to her room. NOW YOU CAN LET HER MOTHER DO THE WORRYING.”


My Son in Law.

Well, young man, I understand you want to become my son-in-law,” said the father to his daughter’s boyfriend, Mulla Nasreddin hodja. “NO, SIR, NOT EXACTLY,” replied Nasreddin hodja. “BUT IF I MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER, I DON’T SEE HOW I CAN GET OUT OF IT.”


Nasreddin can now do better.

Mulla Nasreddin hodja was talking to a friend about his recently broken romance. “Do you mean,” asked the friend, “that at her request, you gave up drinking, and smoking, and gambling, and dancing, and playing pool?” “Yes, just because she insisted,” said the Mulla. “Then why didn’t you marry her?” the fellow asked. “WELL, AFTER ALL THAT REFORMING,” said Nasreddin hodja, “I DECIDED I COULD DO BETTER.”


Who is Idiot?

A girlfriend at a cocktail party said to Mulla Nasreddin hodja, “I keep hearing you use the word ‘idiot;’ I hope you are not referring to me.” “DON’T BE SO CONCEITED,” said the Mulla. “AS IF THERE WERE NO OTHER IDIOTS IN THE WORLD!”


You are Ninth.

Mulla Nasreddin hodja sat fishing in a bucket of water. A visitor, wishing to be friendly, asked, “How many have you caught?” “YOU ARE THE NINTH,” said Nasreddin hodja.


No one is perfect.

The young lady became angry with her boyfriend, Mulla Nasreddin hodja, and said, “You are a perfect dope!” “DON’T TRY FLATTERY,” said Nasreddin hodja. “NONE OF US IS PERFECT!”

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